Men are happier people because.....
...their last name stays the same.
...the garage is all theirs.
...they can never get pregnant.
...car mechanics tell them the truth.
...the occasional well-rendered belch is practically expected.
...new shoes don't cut, blister and mangle their feet.
...phone conversations are over in 30 seconds flat.
...they know stuff about tanks.
...a five-day vacation requires only one suitcase.
...they can open all their own jars.
...if someone forgets to invite them, he/she can still be their friend.
...the same hairstyle lasts for years, maybe decades.
...they only have to shave their face and neck.
...they can "do" their nails with a pocket knife.
...they are unable to see wrinkles in their clothes.
...they have freedom of choice concerning growing a moustache.
...they can do Christmas shopping for 25 relatives on December 24th in 25 minutes.
OK, so maybe this is a lil' exaggerated on some points but I'm sure there are some half-truths if not whole truths mixed into this one.
Friday, November 23, 2007
Why are men happier?
Posted by Jen in Budapest at 4:56 AM
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